Shaving is no way to give blood.

You would think talking about shaving all the time can get difficult. Not on Oscar night!

We present to you: The Top 8 Best-Groomed Faces of the 2012 Academy Awards

#8: Tom Hanks
Age appropriate. Not trying to hide any gray. Plus, it makes him look a little like Bruce Springsteen.

#7: Tom Cruise
He doesn’t seem to age and I bet his angular face actually looks like it could pose some shaving difficulties. Either way, absurdly clean, close shave.

 

#6: Robert Downey Jr.
Looks scraggly at first glance, but actually some fine facial sculpting.

 

#5: Brad Pitt
A nice one-two punch of tightly cropped goatee and short chops. A bit weird that his goatee looks like one of those heart-shaped rocks my daughters pick up along the beach, but it works.

 

#4: Christopher Plummer

82-years-old. Old-school, classic mustache, perfectly groomed. Von Tropp-tastic.

 

#3: James Earl Jones

Who doesn’t love James Earl Jones? Sporting a perfectly-groomed mouth eyebrow.

#2: Jonah Hill

A) Jonah Hill rocks.
B) He was a great sport during Billy Crystal’s dumb weight joke.
C) He clearly had the cleanest, closest shave by far. His face may have even be waxed.

 

#1: Bradley Cooper
The mustache seems to be making a comeback judging by tonight’s Oscars and Bradley Cooper’s pornstar-chic, lip-tickler legitimately worked. You can’t play it safe and expect to win our best-groomed face award – gotta take some risks. And for that, this year’s Best-Groomed award goes to Bradley Cooper. Congratulations Bradley! Please contact us so we can send you your lifetime supply of Pacific Shaving Products!

- Stan